I am still alive. sorry i haven't posted but yada yada yada

Yeah it seems as if an eternity has passed since I last posted. What has happened? I passed my COD, and Finished Culinary school save an english credit thanks to the creepy necrophile english instructor who wanted us to write about pics in his snuff photography gallery.

I took a few weeks off to unwind then found a job at a trendy little restaurant. It was recently purchased and converted from a "gay" restaurant to a more eclectic and all inclusive client base....at least that was the plan. The queens turned their backs on us and the places gay history made the heteros too uncomfortable.

After about three months we shut down and I got moved to the "mother" restaurant in the bosses declining empire. between gigs I became a health nut. Good thing, the food at the second place was greasy and fatty. I began noticing health hazards. The final straw was when the refrigeration on the line went out and the food sat through the whole breakfast and lunch services at temps ranging from 50 to 80 degrees. I told the owner we had to toss the tainted food and put fresh items on an ice line. His reply was NO. he then ran out the door and returned hiding behind his daughter to grab his coat. As the orders poured in I realized I couldn't do it. I walked out. My resume was trumped by my ethics and now I am back on the market hoping that I won't be black-balled. But hey that's life. At least I can sleep at night guilt free.

I have since given up the nicotine. Those of you who know history of out smoking chimneys are probably amazed. But it's true. Haven't smoked since Jan 29.

Jeff and I are still together and the honeymoon is still going strong. He has been so supportive with all the changes: New (I hate using this word) diet, change of employment and stopping smoking. He's helped me keep a grip on it all. He's a real prince.

Since I changed the way I eat I've lost all of my Culinary school weight gain, and can fit into my size 30 jeans again, although the 32s are more comfortable.

My brother and his wife are expecting a baby this summer. More news on that as it develops.

So other than the lack of work, Life in general is great. Especially since Romney dropped out.

Polyps! The gift that keeps on giving. Eat your veggies kids. Fiber is your friend. should be interesting having double surgery in January. If I wasn't such an opponent of meaningless lawsuits, I'd sue that other doctor for misdiagnosing it last winter. I still will call her and give her a piece of my mind. Fortunately my New Doctor kicks ass!

Ok we got the house and the senate! Now we can make the presidency if all of us give up the fight on gay "marriage".... No don't shoot me yet. If they want the word so much...give it to em. Here's the icing on the cake. we'll have gay unions and we will refer to it as getting "Fuck-Locked" Our spouse will be refered to as our "FuckMeister". Can you Imagine the uproar when thousands of Fuck-lock announcements are published daily in newspapers? Or how about Fancy dinner parties where you say to the crowd..."Meet my FuckMeister, Joe Smith. Yeah, we got Fuck-locked last May." Federal Paperwork reading: Single, Married, Divorced, Widowed, Fuck-Locked. Oooh maiden name? Nope, Fucking name.

Lesbians feel free to take the title of Muff-Maven.

Eat that conservatives!

Ok we got the house....but can we get 3 more in senate??? Tense!!!! I have been so busy watching the returns, I haven't even worked on my Nutrition projects due on thursday. Looks like I'll be swamped tomorrow.

Midterms ate my halloween! Fuck!
FFXII releases today! Bouncy!
Bigger entry? Tonght!

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While browsing wikipedia, I came across an entry on a scientist named Ronald Mallett who is working on oth time travel theorum and a functional device. I felt compelled to write to him. The letter is as follows:

Dr. Mallett,



As much as I appreciate your temporal theories I must interject. If one were to transport a bowling ball five years into the past/future it would set off an infinite series of bowling balls to occupy the space of the original ball. The reason is that time is analog. The result would be one of two. The competing mater would set of an infinite self fueling nuclear reaction, or displace/rupture the preexisting matter infinitely reaching a point of infinite mass resulting in a gravitic collapse forming a black hole. Past travel of the ball destroys existence after the temporal arrival, thus resulting in the grandfather paradox. Future travel nullifies everything prior to the temporal arrival. Bear in mind these are only my speculations.



Drew



After sending this i realized that i meant to day space-time discontinuity effect in place of grandfather paradox.

Yes, I am a geek.

As I took this quiz I told Jeff...."If it comes up as Rachel Ray, I am commiting suicide!"

Tonight I had Pepperoni and Caterpillar Pizza.....YUM

Ok 2005 is nearly toast Here's a top ten and a bottom ten

Top ten
10 Jeff got a new position with less stress
9 Got a new Laptop
8 El Chupacabra!
7 Gave Zeeks the Kiss Off
6 Return of Family Guy
5 Saw Bauhaus
4 Combichrist with Alydrons
3 Saw Gang of Four
2 Reconnected with Bowen
1 Started College

Bottom 10

10 Missed Android Lust
9 Missed The Queers
8 Missed Patti Smith
7 The fact that they make shows as Shitty as "The War at Home" and squeeze them between shows I actually like.
6 Reality TV is still alive
5 Food Poisoning
4 Sprained Ankle
3 Seattle Smoking Ban
2 The War won't end
1 Bush is still president for 3 more years

We're going X-Mess shopping....if Jeff ever shuts up and gets off the damn phone....he doesn't quite get the concept that a mobile phone is .....well mobile.

So I did that Santa letter meme.....interesting how many over all nice points I got.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Monday I gave rage4sound a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In May I gave y_g_f_jengibson a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In September I gave punkgeezer a kidney (1000 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Overall, I've been nice (666 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon! Sincerely, neurohazard

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Just so you know, those of you who insist on using the pseudo-word "boi" should know that "boi" stands for Basal Osseointigrated Implant, which is used to treat cleft lips and palates. Therefore those of you with cleft lips and palates, I am glad you have found a solution to your condition. As for the rest of you, you are all fucking idiots and aging hipsters scrabbling to hold on to waning youth.

Using numbers to make words doesn't make you cool, it just makes you annoying.

Contrary to popular belief, I have no interest or desire to engage in "meaningful" online camaraderie with 15 year old girls who are obsessed with The Insane Clown Posse nor any of their spin off groups.

I'm not a christian,republican,vegan,or military enthusiast stop trying to recruit me.

Believe it or not, I do not share your interest in raising money for a habitat for African Elephants at the San Diego Zoo. That is what Africa is fucking for. Stop Calling!

My neighbors have 3 dead rats in their driveway...which begs the question......WHY???

I just found a Psychotica promo single of Freedom of Choice for a dollar! This shit is super rare! Sadly the band is now defunct. Just curious, have any of you ever heard Psychotica? Look em up if you can find it. They were too gay for the mainstream and too angry for the gay scene.