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My plan
Ok we got the house and the senate! Now we can make the presidency if all of us give up the fight on gay "marriage".... No don't shoot me yet. If they want the word so much...give it to em. Here's the icing on the cake. we'll have gay unions and we will refer to it as getting "Fuck-Locked" Our spouse will be refered to as our "FuckMeister". Can you Imagine the uproar when thousands of Fuck-lock announcements are published daily in newspapers? Or how about Fancy dinner parties where you say to the crowd..."Meet my FuckMeister, Joe Smith. Yeah, we got Fuck-locked last May." Federal Paperwork reading: Single, Married, Divorced, Widowed, Fuck-Locked. Oooh maiden name? Nope, Fucking name.
Lesbians feel free to take the title of Muff-Maven.
Eat that conservatives!
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