I killed Versace to save Kluchinski

Guess what

Sun, 07 Dec 2008 07:22:54 GMT

I am still alive. sorry i haven't posted but yada yada yada

The Sleeping Beast stirs once more!

Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:29:45 GMT

Yeah it seems as if an eternity has passed since I last posted. What has happened? I passed my COD, and Finished Culinary school save an english credit thanks to the creepy necrophile english instructor who wanted us to write about pics in his snuff photography gallery.

I took a few weeks off to unwind then found a job at a trendy little restaurant. It was recently purchased and converted from a "gay" restaurant to a more eclectic and all inclusive client base....at least that was the plan. The queens turned their backs on us and the places gay history made the heteros too uncomfortable.

After about three months we shut down and I got moved to the "mother" restaurant in the bosses declining empire. between gigs I became a health nut. Good thing, the food at the second place was greasy and fatty. I began noticing health hazards. The final straw was when the refrigeration on the line went out and the food sat through the whole breakfast and lunch services at temps ranging from 50 to 80 degrees. I told the owner we had to toss the tainted food and put fresh items on an ice line. His reply was NO. he then ran out the door and returned hiding behind his daughter to grab his coat. As the orders poured in I realized I couldn't do it. I walked out. My resume was trumped by my ethics and now I am back on the market hoping that I won't be black-balled. But hey that's life. At least I can sleep at night guilt free.

I have since given up the nicotine. Those of you who know history of out smoking chimneys are probably amazed. But it's true. Haven't smoked since Jan 29.

Jeff and I are still together and the honeymoon is still going strong. He has been so supportive with all the changes: New (I hate using this word) diet, change of employment and stopping smoking. He's helped me keep a grip on it all. He's a real prince.

Since I changed the way I eat I've lost all of my Culinary school weight gain, and can fit into my size 30 jeans again, although the 32s are more comfortable.

My brother and his wife are expecting a baby this summer. More news on that as it develops.

So other than the lack of work, Life in general is great. Especially since Romney dropped out.

Look ma! An Expletive!

Tue, 19 Dec 2006 09:41:43 GMT

Polyps! The gift that keeps on giving. Eat your veggies kids. Fiber is your friend. should be interesting having double surgery in January. If I wasn't such an opponent of meaningless lawsuits, I'd sue that other doctor for misdiagnosing it last winter. I still will call her and give her a piece of my mind. Fortunately my New Doctor kicks ass!

My plan

Thu, 09 Nov 2006 03:20:20 GMT

Ok we got the house and the senate! Now we can make the presidency if all of us give up the fight on gay "marriage".... No don't shoot me yet. If they want the word so much...give it to em. Here's the icing on the cake. we'll have gay unions and we will refer to it as getting "Fuck-Locked" Our spouse will be refered to as our "FuckMeister". Can you Imagine the uproar when thousands of Fuck-lock announcements are published daily in newspapers? Or how about Fancy dinner parties where you say to the crowd..."Meet my FuckMeister, Joe Smith. Yeah, we got Fuck-locked last May." Federal Paperwork reading: Single, Married, Divorced, Widowed, Fuck-Locked. Oooh maiden name? Nope, Fucking name.

Lesbians feel free to take the title of Muff-Maven.

Eat that conservatives!

Wed, 08 Nov 2006 06:15:19 GMT

Ok we got the house....but can we get 3 more in senate??? Tense!!!! I have been so busy watching the returns, I haven't even worked on my Nutrition projects due on thursday. Looks like I'll be swamped tomorrow.

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 21:50:54 GMT

Tough guy
You scored 60% masculine, 58% athletic, 45% exotic, and 50% refined!

You love men, you love testosterone and you know it. You like a bad-ass man who knows what he wants. He isn't what you might bring home to mom but I don't think it really matters - he's hot! Someone like.....Vin Diesel. But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 57% on masculine

You scored higher than 37% on athletic

You scored higher than 53% on exotic

You scored higher than 52% on refined

Link: The What type of MAN turns you on Test written by thinkandcome on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Tue, 03 Jan 2006 02:29:18 GMT

Tonight I had Pepperoni and Caterpillar Pizza.....YUM

End of year Update.

Sat, 31 Dec 2005 11:52:45 GMT

Ok 2005 is nearly toast Here's a top ten and a bottom ten

Top ten
10 Jeff got a new position with less stress
9 Got a new Laptop
8 El Chupacabra!
7 Gave Zeeks the Kiss Off
6 Return of Family Guy
5 Saw Bauhaus
4 Combichrist with Alydrons
3 Saw Gang of Four
2 Reconnected with Bowen
1 Started College

Bottom 10

10 Missed Android Lust
9 Missed The Queers
8 Missed Patti Smith
7 The fact that they make shows as Shitty as "The War at Home" and squeeze them between shows I actually like.
6 Reality TV is still alive
5 Food Poisoning
4 Sprained Ankle
3 Seattle Smoking Ban
2 The War won't end
1 Bush is still president for 3 more years

waiting

Sun, 11 Dec 2005 00:58:30 GMT

We're going X-Mess shopping....if Jeff ever shuts up and gets off the damn phone....he doesn't quite get the concept that a mobile phone is .....well mobile.

Wed, 07 Dec 2005 22:08:04 GMT

So I did that Santa letter meme.....interesting how many over all nice points I got.

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Monday I gave rage4sound a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In May I gave y_g_f_jengibson a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In September I gave punkgeezer a kidney (1000 points). In March I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points). Last Wednesday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).

Overall, I've been nice (666 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
neurohazard

FYI

Tue, 06 Dec 2005 23:25:53 GMT

Just so you know, those of you who insist on using the pseudo-word "boi" should know that "boi" stands for Basal Osseointigrated Implant, which is used to treat cleft lips and palates. Therefore those of you with cleft lips and palates, I am glad you have found a solution to your condition. As for the rest of you, you are all fucking idiots and aging hipsters scrabbling to hold on to waning youth.

Using numbers to make words doesn't make you cool, it just makes you annoying.

Contrary to popular belief, I have no interest or desire to engage in "meaningful" online camaraderie with 15 year old girls who are obsessed with The Insane Clown Posse nor any of their spin off groups.

I'm not a christian,republican,vegan,or military enthusiast stop trying to recruit me.

Believe it or not, I do not share your interest in raising money for a habitat for African Elephants at the San Diego Zoo. That is what Africa is fucking for. Stop Calling!

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 19:37:24 GMT

My neighbors have 3 dead rats in their driveway...which begs the question......WHY???

HOT PISS, BABY!!!

Tue, 08 Nov 2005 19:26:50 GMT

I just found a Psychotica promo single of Freedom of Choice for a dollar! This shit is super rare! Sadly the band is now defunct. Just curious, have any of you ever heard Psychotica? Look em up if you can find it. They were too gay for the mainstream and too angry for the gay scene.

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 20:35:58 GMT

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I'm gonna do it.

Thu, 03 Nov 2005 23:18:07 GMT

Tell me what you think of this....

between loaves

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:37:49 GMT

neurohazard's Halloween party:

a_rae_audio dressed as a fullback for the Buccaneers.
bowenw dressed as Paris Hilton, and it suited them all too well.
cleozombie dressed as a executive software design administrator.
craigtrolli dressed as a Level 14 sorcerer.
cureforpain dressed as Scooter Libby.
gonzotank dressed as a skeleton.
hetahunden dressed as a can of Pepsi.
housespinner didn't dress up, spoilsport.
iridius dressed as a new member of the Wu-Tang Clan, Arrogant Samurai.
luxylyx dressed as Will Smith.
mestrella dressed as the spirit of their dead grandmother Esther.
ms_mischief dressed as Chester A. Arthur.
neurohazard dressed as a pitcher for the Pirates.
pcmfbfff_3rd dressed as the Governor of Nebraska.
photosexual didn't dress up, spoilsport.
piercdnipplebea dressed as Tori Amos.
pokemyeye dressed as something constant, but what, specifically, you can't tell, and it suited them disturbingly well.
punkgeezer dressed as a Sad Mac.
rage4sound dressed as a character from Harry Potter and the Stone of the Fist.
riozonia dressed as a lime skeleton.
skull_boy dressed as a 1970's disco child.
socialunravelin dressed as the Cardinal of Motzidooid.
starkeee dressed as a GRSQDot ComCo. employee.
twisted_passion dressed as the main character of "It's a Wonderful Life".
verrenken dressed as Lucy Lawless.
weamplify dressed as Adriana Lima.
x_devotchka_x dressed as Gillian Anderson riding a deer.
xmasinsac dressed as Gabriella Sabitini.
y_g_f_jengibson dressed as Hurricane Toby.

Throw your own party at the Hallomeme!
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Couldn't carve so I'm baking em.

Tue, 01 Nov 2005 01:23:59 GMT

No costumes this year cuz I'm broke. All the haunted houses bite. So I'm making a shit load of Pumpkin Bread.
2 loaves of Pumpkin Bread with pumpkin seed
2 loaves of Cranberry Poppy Pumpkin Bread
and I still have 4 cups of fresh pumkin puree left over
I'd make another 4 loaves but all of my pans are in the oven.

Irony...check the sound track below....and it was on random.

Sun, 30 Oct 2005 09:04:08 GMT

Every Halloween I am trapped at work with no way out. Not this year......This year I'm broke.

so much for opening night

Sat, 24 Sep 2005 04:34:12 GMT

So I tried to get people to go see Corpse Bride with me....

Scot: Hates movie theaters
Ginni: Out with Tierra
Tierra: Out with Ginni
Frank: Home with kids
Colin: No transportation
Smash: Hung the fuck over
Les: MIA
Alyson: Painting
Hils: Workin'
Rio: I woulda called her but she is way to popular :P

I decided to go solo....but the bus passed me without even slowing down.

In the words of Neil....I couldn't even organize a bowl of lentils.

Fri, 23 Sep 2005 20:51:12 GMT

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Damn you Mike!!!

Tue, 20 Sep 2005 11:31:18 GMT

LJ Interests meme results

bauhaus:
The band not the Kaffee Haus. Bela Lugosi's dead.....
coil:
The band not tightly wound materials. Fucked up fags gone industrial noise.
divine:
Div is one of my personal heros. She was punk before punk was punk.
hedwig:
The Teutonic Trannie not the owl. If you haven't seen Hedwig and The Angry Inch....do so or die. Hedwig taught me about laundry...You Don't Put A Bra In A Dryer.....IT WARPS!!!
manipulation:
Be it energy, minds, or bedroom contortionism
ohgr:
Skinny Puppy's front man gone solo. Check it out.
revolting cocks:
The band not my ex.
slaughtering sacred cows:
Nothing like taking something treasured and untouchable and fucking it up for the lobotomized masses. When you slaughter sacred cows you get one hell of a barbecue.
the gropers:
Local co-ed punk band...cool
x:
The band not the drug.

Enter your LJ user name, and 10 interests will be selected from your interest list.

Brothers Grimm

Mon, 29 Aug 2005 20:15:22 GMT

2 american actors play German Folklorists with english accents. Ok. Now they want us to think that they are also the hero of every fairytale they ever penned? Are they wearing drag in Snow White and Rose Red??

Gotta pass on this one mates!

Question

Wed, 10 Aug 2005 03:15:57 GMT

So Is anyone on xbox live? I just got hooked up and I need to populate that friends list. My screen name is: Nilaihah

Sun, 31 Jul 2005 20:45:11 GMT

Hrmmmm. Me thinks I'll be a cheeky monkey tommorrow! Takers?

Fri, 29 Jul 2005 10:58:40 GMT

The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 9% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 5% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 2% on patriotic

Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating